Oh, ladies and gentlemen be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you get ready for a ride of crazy! "Cocaine Bear" is an epic ride that is enjoyable in many kinds of ways. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a hilarious horror comedy that will make you laugh, scratching your head, and contemplating how the people who live their lives have made decisions like bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
When we first meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know there's going be a wild rollercoaster. The man is a smuggler who has style gracefully, with a way of dropping his cargo in the most unlikely spots. What he did not realize was that that he was set to without knowing it, create a legend for the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"
Don't be able to remember what you think about bears and their food preferences. The film takes a strong approach and suggests that when bears consume cocaine they won't be just partying; they become bloodthirsty creatures! Stop, Godzilla but there's an upcoming king in town, and it's a bear that has a obsession with powdered substances.
The characters we have in our story, comprising the unhinged police that aren't paying attention, criminals in a state of utter chaos, and those innocent bystanders that struggled to make their way into a trash bag can keep you on your toes. Their incompetence collectively is an eye-opener. If you ever find yourself looking for a laugh then just think about that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting each other.
However, we mustn't forget our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters taken from "Frozen." The two hikers find the treasures of Colombian delights, and then before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. What's the point of any Disney princess when you have one of the most snorting and aggressive bears roaming around?
The movie is the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy that makes you laugh once and then clutching you to your chair in fear the next. The body count will rise faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on, and you'll find yourself cheering at each demise, with hilarious satisfaction. This is (blog post) exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at the ultimate showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall running in the background our family composed of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on this beast called the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for that will last forever, complete with an explosion, the roar of a bear and enough white powder challenge Tony Montana to shame. When you think that you've seen the last of bear you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of the legendary scale.
Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. Its editing is as unsteady just like a caffeinated squirrel creating a flurry of anxiety and questioning whether the film reel is used secretly as scratching platform. You needn't be worried, viewers, for the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. That bear steals the show even if they appeared to have a sugar high themselves.
The film is a mix that combines tension, double-crossings as well as unexpected connections. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll and you're leaving the theater with a smile in your eyes, think of one of the reviews' final words: Do not feed bears anything, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle yourself up and take a seat in the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience that's bound to have you in stunned, as you consider the force of bears along with their mysterious party possibilities.